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mensway:

~

mensway:

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

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drunktrophywife:

I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

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ending the school year like

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invokes:

Expensive?
Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

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maliciousmelons:

Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.

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unshaped:

omg pornstache tho

unshaped:

omg pornstache tho

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whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

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wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

image

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

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